Sitting in my Cube at work, the sweet smell of the Generic cheap brand of coffee wafts over the divider into My nostrals- now I hate the bitter taste of strait black coffee but add a little Irish cream(virgin) and a nice dolap of sugar, and I'm in heaven.

This drives me nuts because I'm LDS and part of church doctrine is a code of health called the Word of Wisdom. Granted the word of wisdom is full of all kinds of practical things that are helpfull in living a healthy. For example, Smokeing is prohibited, alchohol is taboo, and addictive substances all together are a no-no. it also gives the Generic recomendation to eat your veggies, and dont gourd yourself on too much meat.

It really is the kind of thing that any wise mother would tell her kids. Don't get me wrong, I am all for wise choices in regard to health, but when it comes to breathing in that coffee, My tastebudds pirk up, the saliva starts to flow and I am stuck.

To drink the tar colored nector, or not to drink. I am tortured with this question all the time, and because I am a strong willed person, and because I belive the word of wisdom to be inspiration from On High, i choose not to drink, but that doesnt stopp my from enjoying cheap knock-offs
like Postum, or Mocha flavord Icecreams, or one of my favorites, Coffee flavored Jelly Belly's, Mmmmm.

I know what you all are thinking, poor Obviologist, you really have a hard life, and you're right, I dont know how I make it from day to day living without the one I love.
My only real comfort is that I just keep telling myself that its a choice between a few minutes of Heaven hear on earth or I can wait till the day when I can drink Celestialized coffee guilt free, and hey why not wait cause its just gonna be better on the other side(right)!